Crap Quote by S.A. Bodeen Download Open image “Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first” — S.A. Bodeen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crap Firsts Hands Well wishes Wells Wish Yeah
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and lets see which gets filled first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
Your wishes doesn't come true, because there is someone else who is wishing harder and trying harder for the same wish — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I mean, you know, sometimes, yeah, you wish for something and you don't get quite what you wish for. But you get something bigger… — Rupert Sanders Copy Share Image
“Wishes, wishes. Wish in one hand and do something else in the other, and squeeze them both and see which comes true” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
some wishes come true. some wishes dont. sometimes you find out you were wishing for the completely wrong thing. — Kate Klise Copy Share Image
But to wish is first to think, And to think is to be dumb, And barren of a word to drop That to a… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight.… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
“Dad brought it home from Paris when Terese was five. What other kid that age had a $10,000 oboe?” — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
“Most dads had hobbies that they passed down to their sons; hunting, fishing, auto repair. Dad’s hobby was nuclear war, which meant his sons… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes. — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover. — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
“I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to… — John Green Copy Share Image
If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave. — Edward Yourdon Copy Share Image
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
