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Tea bag Quote by Jess Franken

“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she…” quote by Jess Franken
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““YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Yo mama so skinny she uses a tea bag as her pillow. Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again. Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with cheese.””

Jess Franken

About This Quote

A series of exaggerated jokes about a thin mother, using hyperbole for comedic effect.

In simple terms: Over‑the‑top jokes about extreme thinness.

Key Takeaway

Recognize humor that relies on absurd exaggeration.

Themes

humor exaggeration body image

Mood

playful edgy

Type

joke satire

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up routine
  • online meme
  • casual banter among friends
  • comic writing
  • improvisational comedy

Key Concepts

satire social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is the humor inclusive or alienating?
  • How might the audience perceive the target?
A Different Perspective

Such jokes can reinforce harmful stereotypes about body image.

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