Tea bag Quote by Jess Franken
““YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Yo mama so skinny she uses a tea bag as her pillow. Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again. Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with cheese.””
About This Quote
A series of exaggerated jokes about a thin mother, using hyperbole for comedic effect.
In simple terms: Over‑the‑top jokes about extreme thinness.
Recognize humor that relies on absurd exaggeration.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- stand‑up routine
- online meme
- casual banter among friends
- comic writing
- improvisational comedy
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is the humor inclusive or alienating?
- How might the audience perceive the target?
Such jokes can reinforce harmful stereotypes about body image.