Right now Quote by Dahvie Vanity Download Open image “Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.” — Dahvie Vanity ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Right now Yo mama Yo Mama Jokes
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white. Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so… — Jess Franken Copy Share
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so… — Pinho Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
Mother of mercy come to me awake my soul set me free reveal gods power for all to see consume all fear that lies… — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
In L.A. doing some bizness. We got some huge news in the works. Stay glued my loves. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
Embrace your dreams and never lose faith in yourself. Your dreams can come true if you work hard enough for them. Never lose hope… — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
13 rages that we go through in which each song is a message of hope through despair. The album is about starting a new beginning. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
I wanted to personally thank all our supporters and believers to our movement. Such a huge honor to have your loyalty and support. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
Today! Going to get pirate outfits and xxx wear in melrose today. Than doing a shoot at angels and kings. Busy! Busy! Busy! — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
I could program a 'fabulous, I love it' kind of hit season right now. I'm more interested in breaking boundaries, telling a story, defying… — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
“Now you’re wet. You’re so wet you’re leaking down your ass. You’re soaking my pillow. I don’t think I’m ever washing it. I want… — Susan Stoker Copy Share Image
Right now we're concerned about budget. Right now we're concerned about the prospect of interest rate rise. We're concerned about government corruption, government handing… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
Most paper money initially existed as a substitute for gold. That's what gave it value. But right now what gives a currency value is… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
“The words for what I want to say right now don't exist. Everything sounds…so cliché.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
I am at a point in my life where everything I have worked for starts to look like a burden, a weight on my… — Simone Abou Samra Copy Share Image
“Will you destroy something in order to make it beautiful? Will you avoid something in order to fall in love with it? Will you… — Hanif Hassan Barbhuiya Copy Share Image
If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Be in a state of gratitude for everything that shows up in your life. Be thankful for the storms as well as the smooth… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
We're going to create factory jobs for recent immigrants, and Donald Trump is going to take care of them. That's why his numbers, even… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
I am on sabbatical as of right now, been too busy to think of about my OWN needs as of late. — Jim Diamond Copy Share Image
