Yo mama Quote by Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

— Alec Straub

“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.”

— Ryan Williams

Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing