Halloween Quote by Ryan Williams

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo momma's so fat, she went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp last month and she's still there.”

— THE CLOWN FACTORY

I hear from many a man around Halloween that's dressed up as Mama for Halloween. It's a great costume.

— Vicki Lawrence

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an…

— Jess Franken