Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death

— Anonymous

“Yo momma's so fat, she went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp last month and she's still there.”

— THE CLOWN FACTORY

Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock

— Anonymous