Mama Quote by THE CLOWN FACTORY

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.”

— Ryan Williams

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to give her…

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”

— Various