Change Quote by THE CLOWN FACTORY

“Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.”

— Various

“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was…

— Jess Franken

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something…

— Tony Glare

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”

— Various

“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me…

— Jess Franken

“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various