Momma Quote by Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.”

— Various

Yo mama is so ugly, that's not the hair on her head, that's her beard running away from her face

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.”

— Various

“Daddy thinks that Mama is everything a woman should be: beautiful, clever, charming. Beauty has a way of making the bad things tolerable. When…

— Jenny Han

“Yo momma's so dirty homeless people throw change at her when she sits on a park bench. Yo”

— THE CLOWN FACTORY