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“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”

— Various

“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

“Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up.”

— Andrew Galasetti

“Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.”

— Various

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr