Momma Quote by Various Download Open image ““Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Momma Momma Ugly Ugly Ugly Makes Yo Momma
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's breath smells so bad her teeth didn't fall out, they ran away. Yo” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
Lil momma you a dime piece. But I'll fuck you up if you touch my cup, cause it ain't cheap like it used to… — Z-Ro Copy Share Image
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
It is a dangerous time to be a black woman in America. It’s a time when we are not safe in the streets or… — Pearl Cleage Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something… — Tony Glare Copy Share Image
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a peice of shit it ain't hard to fuckin' tell…Crime after crime from drugs… — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation… — Josh Turner Copy Share Image
She was my summer love, then it got serious. She moved back to her momma's, and got delirious. — Lmfao Copy Share Image
It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
