“you're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you” — Bo Diddley Copy Share Image
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Girl, it's just yo S.E.X., momma's secret and daddy gon' go crazy when he finds out. — Lyfe Jennings Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the day: Hotel; My momma said she ain't gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cause that hotel everything she know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes.… — Dirty Money Copy Share Image
“Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in… — Cynthia Voigt Copy Share Image
My momma had heart attacks back to back I'm sorry, but I wasn't really thinking bout rap than my Pops just past… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of s***, it ain't hard to f***** tell. Crime after… — Biggie Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we… — Tony Glare Copy Share Image
Do, do, do your thing baby, Don't stop with what you're doing, forget what other girls say. All their doing is hey,… — Rock City Copy Share Image
Momma was home. She was the most totally human, human being that I have ever known, and so very beautiful. Within our… — Leontyne Price Copy Share Image
Kodachrome, it gives us those nice bright colors Gives us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Now Momma's done away with the old black kettle she used to cook in when I was just littleAnd the door ain't… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I always asked my mother, I said, 'Momma, how come is everything white?' I said, 'Why is Jesus white with blond hair… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I love her (Lucifer), with all my heart. She said that she would give me greatness, status, placement above the others. A… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
I was an only child growing up, and my father passed away when I was twelve, so for most of my life,… — Annie Wersching Copy Share Image
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved my own Grandparents with all my heart. I learned important lessons from them about how to treat people, how to… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
“Men: they are what they are and women have to accept that and try to shift around them. Especially men with power.… — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
This downtown apartment sure makes me miss home and those bills there on the counter Keep telling me I'm on my own… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
“What you mean he’s staying with us?” “Just what I said. He got in a little trouble in Garden Heights and needs… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
I got a chance to get an actual label. I performed this slow song, this ballad I have. I just remember going… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure what exactly you think we’ve been through. We were best friends, then we were a couple, then my momma… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“Then she turned and walked right to Jonathon. He smiled in surprise at her and swung his arm out for her to… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
