Internet Quote by Mace Keeen Download Open image “Y0 momma don't need the internet she's all ready world wide” — Mace Keeen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Internet
Yo mama is so stupid, she got stranded inside Walmart, slept on the floor and starved to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the best mommy in the whole wide world. As soon as I walk in the door she gives me this OMG — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks I'm the only kid who spends all day on internet! Little does she know all of you exist! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mama couldn't never reach her, brother tried his best to teach her, she think shes ready for the world, just look at daddys little… — J Cole Copy Share Image
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs Copy Share Image
Don't say anything online that you wouldn't want your mother to read. — Maisie Williams Copy Share Image
I think the whole world has been able to utilize the Internet. I feel like you don't have to be from a certain soil. — E-40 Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can be said… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
The social [media channel] isn't about beauty contests and popularity contests. They're a distortion, a caricature of the real thing. It's about trust, connection,… — Umair Haque Copy Share Image
Though 'Fat City' was written long before cellphones or the Internet, its human apparatus is state of the art. — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
We became Homo sapiens not that long ago, from the scientific perspective, and we've retained a lot of our beast nature. We've done all… — Wangechi Mutu Copy Share Image
Note to self: If you do not know how to spell a big scary spiders name, DO NOT look it up on the internet.… — Becky Eisele Copy Share Image
I remembered reading about a disease called Leishmaniasis, which matched my symptoms. I'd always thought it was an old wives' tale - a sand… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
The Internet lets thousands of total strangers collaborate to produce a truly hivelike result. — Clive Thompson Copy Share Image
People are reading more and writing more because of the internet. So the virtual world is a way for me to listen to my… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I don't have faith in the Internet, I have faith in people connected through the Internet. — Jim Gilliam Copy Share Image
The internet is very democratizing in some ways, but it also has other effects. — David Remnick Copy Share Image
One of the Internet's highest-profile companies, Priceline once dreamed of transforming the way consumer goods are bought and sold by offering customers the chance… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image