Quote by Bo Diddley Download Open image ““you're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you”” — Bo Diddley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
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“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
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I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get. — Bo Diddley Copy Share Image
I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob. — Bo Diddley Copy Share Image
“I opened the door for a lot of people and they left me holdin' the knob” — Bo Diddley Copy Share Image