Praise the lord Quote by Tony Glare

“Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.”

— Various

“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma's so dirty homeless people throw change at her when she sits on a park bench. Yo”

— THE CLOWN FACTORY

“Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.”

— Various

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo momma is so tall… she 69’d bigfoot.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”

— Various

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock

— Anonymous

“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was…

— Jess Franken

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous