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Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something…

— Tony Glare

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.”

— Ryan Williams

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club