Momma Quote by LOL Funny Jokes Club Download Open image ““Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”” — LOL Funny Jokes Club ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Age Died Momma Momma Old Old Told Yo Momma
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Mama was amazing like that; I spent most of my teenage years assuming that she knew nothing about me, and all of my twenties… — Eva Rice Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's breath smells so bad her teeth didn't fall out, they ran away. Yo” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
“Momma had told me, “See, she looks asleep,” but when I squeezed her hand, her eyes never opened. Daddy carried me out the sanctuary… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
“As the evening went on, I discovered that visitations are all about lying. Momma never looked so good, both physically and in personality, as… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown.… — Carolyn Brown Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
Lil momma you a dime piece. But I'll fuck you up if you touch my cup, cause it ain't cheap like it used to… — Z-Ro Copy Share Image
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
It is a dangerous time to be a black woman in America. It’s a time when we are not safe in the streets or… — Pearl Cleage Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something… — Tony Glare Copy Share Image
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a peice of shit it ain't hard to fuckin' tell…Crime after crime from drugs… — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation… — Josh Turner Copy Share Image
She was my summer love, then it got serious. She moved back to her momma's, and got delirious. — Lmfao Copy Share Image
It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
