Boys Quote by Dolly Parton

My momma didn't clean up floors so I could be a thug... so I could wear my pants down.

— Mr. T

Mama never told me, 'Bess, you did good.' She wanted the best for us and she was an incredible administrator. She ran those three…

— Bess Myerson

The character of 'Mama' is so ambitious in a way that everything I did was always on the verge of being almost funny. So…

— Andy Muschietti

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

My mother was so stylish, but she never pushed that on me. She always thought I looked cool.

— Tig Notaro

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

My mother was very good at encouraging me to dress however I wanted to dress. My sisters would sometimes think, 'Oh my God, you…

— Kate Spade

No, Im The Shit. I Came Outcha Momma's Ass Haha

— Anonymous

“You always make jokes about you looks," Angela said. "You really shouldn't. You're all right. You know, fairly fanciable." "I knew it!" "But not…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

I spent far too much of my childhood angry that I was supposed to be more ladylike at the expense of my inner clown,…

— Greta Lee