So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was… — John Green Copy Share Image
Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got… — John Green Copy Share Image
And so much depends, I told Augustus, upon a blue sky cut open by the branches of the trees above. So much… — John Green Copy Share Image
The pure and simple truth Is rarely pure and never simple. What's a boy to do When lies and truth are both… — John Green Copy Share Image
He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was. — John Green Copy Share Image
Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going… — John Green Copy Share Image
Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business, after… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A nonhot boy stares at you and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot… — John Green Copy Share Image
“One of the reasons that metaphor and symbolism are important in books is because they are also important to life. Like, for… — John Green Copy Share Image
Boys are much more likely to objectify girls bodies, while boys are seen by girls as whole people. — John Green Copy Share Image
...But there's always suffering, Pudge. Homework or malaria or having a boyfriend who lives far away when there's a good-looking boy lying… — John Green Copy Share Image
Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward… — John Green Copy Share Image
The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle. — John Green Copy Share Image
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things. — John Green Copy Share Image
It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She… — John Green Copy Share Image
Augustus," I said. "Really. You don't have to do this." "Sure I do," he said. "I found my Wish." "God, you're the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Hazel Grace,” he said. “Hi,” I said. “How are you?” “Grand,” he said. “I have been wanting to call you on a… — John Green Copy Share Image
Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but… — John Green Copy Share Image
She said, "It's not life or death, the labyrinth." "Um, okay. So what is it?" "Suffering," she said. "Doing wrong and having… — John Green Copy Share Image
Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business. — John Green Copy Share Image
I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to… — John Green Copy Share Image
Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you… — John Green Copy Share Image
The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet… — John Green Copy Share Image
The fourth way to get a boy to like you is to be yourself. Now, I am contractually obligated as an adult… — John Green Copy Share Image
You'll live forever in our hearts, big man. That particularly galled me, because it implied the immortality of those left behind: You… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
