Quote by Various Download Open image ““Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so fat, she went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp last month and she's still there.” — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
