Lifeguard Quotes

My lifeguard walks on water.

— Nishan Panwar

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

— David Gerrold

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

— Simon Cowell

I've framed houses, worked on an asphalt crew, I was a cop, a lifeguard.

— Forrest Griffin

Blair Waldorf: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

— Gossip Girl

I was a lifeguard and taught swimming lessons when I was in high school.

— Jen Psaki

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.”

— Various

“But that doesn't stop me from moving about him like a junior high girl lingering by the lifeguard station”

— Marc Acito

[When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards…

— Patricia Schroeder

The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're…

— Parker Stevenson

“I understand how easy it would be to lose yourself in the heart of another. It‘s frightening. Exhilarating. An ocean with no…

— Sarah Ockler

I was a lifeguard for three years, when I was around 16-years-old. So for my first job, that was awesome, working on…

— Maryse Mizanin

“It always feels as though you’re trying to be my lifeguard. I don’t need a lifeguard, Ridge. I need someone who is…

— Colleen Hoover

I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer.

— Chirlane McCray

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

— Johnny Carson

Let me put it this way, if you were drowning, you wouldn't really be in a place to lend a hand as…

— Bart Millard

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when…

— Henny Youngman

The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand…

— Sloane Crosley

The challenges should be familiar. They should have some relationship to the feelings - like, if a movie's about being demoralized at…

— Steven Conrad

pools of blood are not recreational even lifeguards drown when the undertow breaks bread with the underbelly demons disguised as sharks have…

— Saul Williams

From fifth grade on, I worked at our public library. The pay, a pittance, was almost superfluous. All through high school, I…

— Julia Glass

As long as a population can be induced to believe in a supernatural hereafter, it can be oppressed and controlled. People will…

— Tom Robbins

I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.

— Amber Heard

“Same as what they taught you as a lifeguard- you have to save yourself before you can save anyone else. ”

— Philipp Meyer

“I am like a lifeguard with the terrible, secret knowledge that he does not himself know how to swim.”

— Shira Nayman

Drowning is the only thing I do when I'm around you, please become a LifeGuard.

— Marie Davis

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

— Henny Youngman

“There is no lifeguard on duty. We each swim at our own risk during this short journey." ~ Lisa Fantino/Amalfi Blue”

— Lisa Fantino

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

— Blair Waldorf

Being a lifeguard was boring. Bo-ring. It was an indoor pool and it's so hot and humid in there. All you can…

— Michail Antonio