Brother Quote by Henny Youngman

I was a lifeguard and taught swimming lessons when I was in high school.

— Jen Psaki

My lifeguard walks on water.

— Nishan Panwar

I was a lifeguard. It was my summer job growing up, and I never saved anyone. I never had to, thank goodness.

— Amber Heard

My dad was a pool-equipment salesman. He died when I was 12. Heart attack on a golf course.

— Laurie David

My father was a swim teacher. We used to swim before school, swim after school.

— Gordon Ramsay

My dad, Clarence, was a construction worker who fixed cars on the side. He'd repair them in the street where I played sports.

— Dawn Staley

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

— Henny Youngman

In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year.

— Beverley Mitchell

Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the tub.

— John Elder Robison

My father was a polio survivor.

— Andy Kim

My dad was a cross-country truck driver.

— John Searles

I was in diapers when my parents left me with the babysitter to participate in an armored car robbery. They never came home.

— Chesa Boudin