Flip flops Quote by Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so…

— Pinho

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

“Mama always said barefoot and pregnant was not my style. She knew.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“yo mama so fat when she walked by the t.v. I missed three episodes! sincerely, yo daddi”

— Jolie Baker

“Yo momma is so tall… she 69’d bigfoot.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.”

— Ryan Williams

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

— Anonymous