Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so stupid, she got stranded inside Walmart, slept on the floor and starved to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo… — Pinho Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Got that eninini-eninini Little Mermaid on my linen When yo mama sleepin you call me and get all up in it. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
