Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing attracted to her — KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY Copy Share Image
Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing that's atracted to her — KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper said, Hey! We got a loose gorilla! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Got that eninini-eninini Little Mermaid on my linen When yo mama sleepin you call me and get all up in it. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Niggas claiming to be Jetplanes but they not, pay homage the founder in the house kid, a MILF hunter ask yo' mama,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say you look just like yo mama." Who am I supposed to look like? Your mama? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo Mama better watch his back," he said.” — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
