Yo mama Quote by Duck Dynasty Download Open image “I could slam it in yo face! I could slam it in yo MAMA'S face! -Si” — Duck Dynasty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Yo mama
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so… — Pinho Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Mi feel di bass up inna mi chest and mek mi drop it suh. Suh put yuh hand up inna di air and mek… — Tami Chynn Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Hey, I don't have to be an idiot, I just wanted to know what the party was about! -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
