You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Hey, I don't have to be an idiot, I just wanted to know what the party was about! -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
