Bigfoot Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bigfoot Bigfoot Takes Fat jokes Fat Ugly Mama Mama Fat Ugly Bigfoot
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing attracted to her — KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to give her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Not quite like my mother’s, but still a real ‘trip,’” Bigfoot confided, “though what I really go for here is the respect.” “Didn’t get… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me, And I… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly parochial and monumentally self-absorbed… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
“What had hit him? It felt like he’d gone fifteen round with Bigfoot, then been taken back to the victor’s den for some one-on-one… — Kyle M. Scott Copy Share Image
The thing about 'Bigfoot,' he's a big guy and he's agile for a big guy, but he's not that agile and he's not that… — Josh Barnett Copy Share Image
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry… — Barry Watson Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“As Angelica opened up her eyes, she shuddered in fear at the massive animal that was holding her and fondling her body. I have… — Bella Swann Copy Share Image
Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca? — George Noory Copy Share Image
