Jokes Quote by Anonymous

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various

Mama lookin' good from her head to her feet. She 44, but she still lookin' sweet.

— WillIAm

Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing attracted to her

— KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY

“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions”

— Various

Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing that's atracted to her

— KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY

Bitch idgaf you and yo momma ugly

— Author Name

Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper said, Hey! We got a loose gorilla!

— Anonymous

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various