Belly button Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Belly button Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when you leave a plate of your chicken bones on the floor, she scares off your dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay! O_e — Alexia Copy Share Image
“PRURIENT TOUCH Every part of her begins to tremble and shake as I apply myself to her lower body. My lips gently rock back… — Luccini Shurod Copy Share Image
“I came to college to study, Cass, not to whore myself out to drunken frat boys!” She gaffawed. “Whatever, darlin’, you won’t be thinking… — Tillie Cole Copy Share Image
Parents tend to name all of baby boys' body parts, but with girls they go from belly button to knees with this void in… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
“ Sean was watching me, though. And Sean wiped the bryozoa residue from his hand across my stomach. This was the third time a… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“A girl with a belly button meets A guy with a shirt of no button. A guy takes on the belly button A girl… — Bhavik Sarkhedi Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time,” I began. “There was a little boy born in a little town. He was perfect, or so his mother thought.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
“How many hours can one person spend locked in a bathroom, looking at skin, hair, eyes. Feeling fingers, toes. And the absurdity of a… — Mary E. Pearson Copy Share Image
It's always been a thing. Like, I don't touch my belly button. That's something nobody knows about me. — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
