Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock

— Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her

— Anonymous

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

— Alec Straub

“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.”

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,…

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

— Anonymous