“Listen,” she said, “how much money do you have on you right now?” “Zero dollars and zero cents,” I answered. I turned… — John Green Copy Share Image
You don't want romantic advice from me, you want romantic advice from Edward Cullen. I completely understand but he is completely unavailable… — John Green Copy Share Image
“i feel like my life is so scattered right now. like it’s all these small pieces of paper and someone’s turned on… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When Ben unfurls the T-shirts, there are two small problems. First, it turns out that a large T-shirt in a Georgia gas… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Look up long enough and you start to feel your infinitesimality. The difference between alive and not--that's something. But from where the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“We age slower when we move quickly versus standing still. So right now time is passing slower for us than for people… — John Green Copy Share Image
Sexuality is important, but it's certainly not the most interesting or important thing happening to you right now. We live in a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“She felt like her whole body was one big network of streamers. If they connected right now, she imagined it would feel… — John Green Copy Share Image
“One of the reasons that metaphor and symbolism are important in books is because they are also important to life. Like, for… — John Green Copy Share Image
Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you,… — John Green Copy Share Image
I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red zone right now. — John Green Copy Share Image
Like the way the sun is right now, with the long shadows, and that kind of bright, soft light you get when… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It pains me to say this, Colin, but if you wish to continue to grow intellectually, you need to work harder right… — John Green Copy Share Image
“1. Your grandmother/grandfather/Aunt-Suzie-whom-you-never-met-but-trust-me-she-was-nice-and-it's-a-shame is dead. 2. You're letting a girl named Katherine distract you from your studies. 3. Babies are made through… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I feel my life is so scattered right now. Like it’s all these small pieces of paper and someone’s turned on the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“We skipped stones across the creek, which sounds dumb but it wasn't. I don't know. Like the way the sun is right… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A day after I got my eye cut out, Gus showed up at the hospital. I was blind and heart-broken and didn't… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I am so freaked our right now, you could pull a clown out of my ass and I wouldn't be at all… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image