“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
