Something like 'Knock Knock,' I was trying to do a Joe Meek, 'Johnny Remember Me'-type thing. — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Knock knock I'm at your neighbor house. Straight cash I bought ya neighbor out. You should come to the housewarming. Come and… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
“...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best..." "and then everything will blow up in… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Knock knock. who there? Your eviction notice you got 3 dayz to be out. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Knock Knock... Whos there? Ben hur Ben hur who? Ben hur over and give it to her doggy style — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare invented the Knock Knock joke, with the first one appearing in his play Macbeth. Here it is (and prepare yourself, it’s… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
BOY:Knock Knock.. GIRL:WHO''S THERE...??? boy:Marry GIRL:Marry who...?? BOY:Marry me....:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I would not want to be a mobile home repo man. Those would be hard to sneak away - "Knock knock -… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Only you Can open up my heart boy Only you Can open up my heart boy If ya Knock Knock... Got these… — Jasmine Sagginario Copy Share Image
“You have to allow the fear to be a messenger; to give you information that it's attempting to tell you: that you… — Bashar Copy Share Image
I hear you knock knock knock baby come on up. I hope you got got got something in yo cup — Mike Posner Copy Share Image
Only you Can open up my heart boy Only you Can open up my heart boy If ya Knock Knock... — TreasurePrincess Copy Share Image
Knock! knock! who's there? me! me who? that's right? what's right? meehoo! that's what I want to know! what's what you want… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“There's wickedness, dark as night. There are things that are wicked and if you touch them, they know you. They know where… — S.P. Miskowski Copy Share Image
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “9/11.” “I shouldn’t even.” “No, come on.” “9/11 who?” “You swore you’d never forget.” — Violet LeVoit Copy Share Image
Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? Because Freedom rings. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
