Cutting Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has…

— Al McGuire

If I can't serve on grass, I can maybe help cut the grass, paint the lines and serve some strawberries.

— Goran Ivanisevic

“It's hard to live mansion style when you have a mobile home budget”

— Bryon Decker

I'd be out in my garden all day, every day if I were allowed.

— Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.

— Lil Wayne

I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk…

— Al McGuire

I grew up on a farm, and I think I would have come back and done something like that. It's an honest way of…

— Dakota Meyer

If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would…

— Jack Handey

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it…

— Eric Morecambe

I like to go to peoples backyards. I'm a better fight on the road than at home.

— Dereck Chisora

If I was home I'd throw him off a...building. I mean that's the only thing they understand.

— John Gotti

I don't want to be just another blade of grass.

— Simone de Beauvoir