Apple pie Quote by Uncle Amon

“America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated…

— Janet Clarkson

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving…

— Jim Davis

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we…

— Jim Gaffigan

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And…

— Anonymous

“Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.”

— Janet Clarkson

“I've never had a better piece o' roast. But it was the apple pie as made the meal. It was flaky and sweet, all…

— Karen Hawkins

“This year, though, Aunt Carol has the flu and the rest of the family is going to Florida, because I guess going to Florida…

— Francesca Zappia

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

“So you really think these all represent different holiday lands?" he asked, pulling open the door with the large bird on it. "What do…

— Mari Mancusi

Thanksgiving is America's favorite holiday because it's a time when we put aside our cares, much as the struggling Pilgrims did nearly four centuries…

— David Ignatius

“THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use…

— Mark Twain

“But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives?…

— Jessica Gadziala