Annoying Quote by Jim Gaffigan

Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

— Jim Gaffigan

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It's a national tradition.”

— Eric Samuel Timm

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions:…

— Stephen Colbert

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine…

— Jim Gaffigan

“We celebrate together, and that makes sense. And we don’t just gather, we eat. This wasn’t always so. The federal government first thought to…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Im not from the States, so Thanksgiving, for me, was never a huge tradition.

— Daniela Ruah

Usually when it's the holidays and you're gonna be doing a lot of eating, it's because you're celebrating with people. I think that's the…

— Lauren Ash

And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of…

— Nora Ephron

Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a…

— Sherman Alexie

I don't really like thanksgiving food, i'm not worried about overeating.

— Kim Kardashian

I'm not from the States, so Thanksgiving, for me, was never a huge tradition.

— Daniela Ruah

Thanksgiving is America's favorite holiday because it's a time when we put aside our cares, much as the struggling Pilgrims did nearly four centuries…

— David Ignatius