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Turkey day Quotes

12 quotes from 11 authors

Thanksgiving can feel like a high‑stakes social experiment, and these twelve snippets capture the humor, the awkward silences, and the quiet faith that surface when families gather. If you’re drawn to the mix of tension and gratitude, you might also enjoy the Family gatherings and Holiday traditions pages.

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love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

Charles Bukowski

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Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

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Praise God even when you don't understand what He is doing.

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The thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.

Henry Ward Beecher

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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I…

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This turkey never had a chance. My name has been all over it since it was born but after it's digested it's…

Merle Anthony Rowland

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I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

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Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My…

David Letterman

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The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need…

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Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love…

Stephen Colbert

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“Now many of us celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day (instead of or along with Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Family Feud and/or Family Fun and…

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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…

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