I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a… — Merle Anthony Rowland Breath Copy Share Image
I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They… — Merle Anthony Rowland Getting old Copy Share Image
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland Crying Copy Share Image
Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in… — Merle Anthony Rowland Blocked Copy Share Image
I like that people try to be funny even though there not because it's so much easier to be an ass hole… — Merle Anthony Rowland Comedy Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving isn't over until you run out of it, so for the whole next week is nothing but left over turkey. Turkey… — Merle Anthony Rowland Next week Copy Share Image
A New Year resolution is something that only happens in the first week of the New Year. — Merle Anthony Rowland Christmas Copy Share Image
They all call it a turkey dinner but we all know we all eating around noon. — Merle Anthony Rowland Dinner Copy Share Image
The more shit you talk the more people are going to stop listening to you. One day you will die alone. — Merle Anthony Rowland Haters Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Dumbest Copy Share Image
This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty… — Merle Anthony Rowland Best christmas Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Christmas Copy Share Image
The first time I seen the term lmao used, I thought someone was calling me lame but just miss spelled it. — Merle Anthony Rowland First time Copy Share Image
Just showed up my professor in front of the whole class. I hate when people think Im stupid, I know what Im… — Merle Anthony Rowland Education Copy Share Image
This turkey never had a chance. My name has been all over it since it was born but after it's digested it's… — Merle Anthony Rowland Thanksgiving Copy Share Image
