California Quote by Conan O'Brien

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

— Joan Rivers

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also…

— Jay Leno

I dont need a pardon. I need a job.

— Conan O'Brien

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving?

— Ronald Reagan

“THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use…

— Mark Twain

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you want to talk turkey, you’ll have to wait until Thanksgiving.”

— Jarod Kintz

President Barack Obama, to his credit, has given - issued personal pardons in deserving cases. But he should go far beyond. He should proceed…

— Noam Chomsky

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

— Chelsea Handler

He who pardons easily invites offense.

— Pierre Corneille

“There’s sugar beets and sweet corn and green peas. And those low buildings way over there? Turkey farms. Minnesota is the biggest producer of…

— Christina Baker Kline

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

— Marc Forgione

For the big holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving, we always have turkey.

— Steve Doocy