American woman Quote by Dylan Brody

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

— Redd Foxx

Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still…

— Sarah Palin

“Indigenous foods die when no one learns to cook them.”

— Jean Zimmerman

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving?

— Ronald Reagan

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

— Jay Leno

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

— Stephen Colbert

“Food is not so much a symbol of freedom as the first requirement of freedom. We eat foods that are native to America on…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

As the Americans slaughter millions of turkeys every year for the celebration of their deliverance, the Indians, who should be celebrated as saviors, have…

— Friedrich Durrenmatt

Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of, you know,…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Three meals a day are a highly advanced institution. Savages gorge themselves or fast.”2 The wilder tribes among the American Indians considered it weak-kneed…

— Will Durant

If they are already acting like an animal, don't feed them, let them stay hungry, its not worth a good piece of meat.

— Kayz

Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a…

— Sherman Alexie