You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm sending you a bouquet of all my love and a garland of my warmest wishes. May you wake up every morning… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When I sit down to thank God for all the blessings he has bestowed me with, how can I forget the best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I count my blessings this season, I want you to know that I am very thankful to have a friend like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Our Creator shall continue to dwell above the sky, And that is where those on earth will end their thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Nothing can be compared to the love and affection you have showered me with. I am so lucky to have someone like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship doesn't occurs wid special people, people becomes special after becoming frns just wanted to let u know that u r very… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If… — Dylan Brody Copy Share Image
I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that… — Ellen Orleans Copy Share Image
Most Native Americans will say happy thanksgiving. Its just a matter of time before slavery is no longer part of childrens history… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's the best part about life? It is that at every point in time God always gives us a reason… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our friendship isn't perfect, we fight and then we makeup, we yell and then we talk. We don't always get along but… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
“Wow. See? You can’t say that’s not impressive.” I recognize the names, even if I don’t know what they all did. “I… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Thankful for the broken road that led me straight to you. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Let your light shine so bright. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don’t think about the past visits. You have cupcakes,” Julia said as if they were a magic cure-all, and then whispered, “Bye.”… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
