Bobcats Quote by Redd Foxx

When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed…

— David Letterman

It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!

— Alicia Silverstone

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

— Chelsea Handler

“There’s sugar beets and sweet corn and green peas. And those low buildings way over there? Turkey farms. Minnesota is the biggest producer of…

— Christina Baker Kline

Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving?

— Ronald Reagan

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine…

— Jim Gaffigan

You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed…

— Dylan Brody

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

Lol. The turkeys missing.

— Elizabeth Ward

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

— Marc Forgione

We've got a lot of the meal left to go. Should we move on from the turkey?

— Ari Shapiro

For the big holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving, we always have turkey.

— Steve Doocy