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Thanksgiving creates abundance.

— Ann Voskamp

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions:…

— Stephen Colbert

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

— Ayn Rand

Considering that virtually none of the standard fare surrounding Thanksgiving contains an ounce of authenticity, historical accuracy, or cross-cultural perception, why is it so…

— Michael Dorris

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday. In spite of its religious form (giving thanks to God for a good harvest), its essential, secular meaning…

— Ayn Rand

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we…

— Jim Gaffigan

We have so much, yet many Americans feel dissatisfied. Somehow the full table, symbol of abundance to the pilgrims, is not enough. We yearn…

— Jennifer James

Envy and greed starve on a steady diet of thanksgiving.

— Billy Graham

Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is…

— J Robert Moskin

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

— Anonymous

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

Remembering that the real meaning of Thanksgiving is gratitude and not food will bring the focus back there.

— Joshua Rosenthal