Animal Quote by Alicia Silverstone

Now that I'm an adult and have a big say in what we eat on Christmas Day, turkey doesn't even make it on to…

— John Lanchester

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively,…

— Berkeley Breathed

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Seriously, many people have told me they can't eat turkeys anymore after getting to know them. I think in the wider world, when the…

— Karen Dawn

I don't know anyone who hasn't overcooked at least one turkey, myself included. It's easy to do.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.

— Leigh Lezark

When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed…

— David Letterman

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

— Chelsea Handler

Heads know that failing to invest in good, nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put back on…

— Jamie Oliver

We've got a lot of the meal left to go. Should we move on from the turkey?

— Ari Shapiro

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

— Redd Foxx