Affection Quote by Berkeley Breathed

“Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap over a chasm of…

— Berkeley Breathed

“Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.”

— Berkeley Breathed

Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.

— Berkeley Breathed

“Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.”

— Berkeley Breathed

And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.

— Berkeley Breathed

I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of…

— Berkeley Breathed

Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If…

— Berkeley Breathed

I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

— Berkeley Breathed

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

— Berkeley Breathed

I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter…

— Berkeley Breathed

I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully…

— Berkeley Breathed

It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.

— Berkeley Breathed