I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. — JWoww Copy Share Image
'Jersey Shore' is one of the best shows of all time. They had so many hooks. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I understand that there's going to be a shelf life for 'Jersey Shore.' — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
I think that Jersey Shore is awesome. I've gone to Cape May every summer of my life. — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I was very proud of the 'Jersey Shore: Family Vacation' that was airing on TV. — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
I don't watch 'MTV'. Our sons watch 'Jersey Shore' sometimes. I walk through the room, and I get disgusted, and I leave,… — Valerie Faris Copy Share Image
Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
In the beginning of 'Jersey Shore,' for sure, that was the real Mike. That's the Mike that I know, that's the Mike… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people who didn't know my work before 'The Sopranos' think I came from the Jersey Shore, like… — Michael Imperioli Copy Share Image
I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
I need a little more 'Jersey Shore' in me, I guess. It's just not who I am. It would almost be phony… — Frankie Edgar Copy Share Image
I've gone down to the Jersey Shore every summer since I was born. It's like a second home, and Asbury Park is… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does… — Snooki Copy Share Image
Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
On the 'Jersey Shore,' people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“When you live in Jersey a beach isn’t enough. People have energy in Jersey. They need things to do. They need a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school. — Vinny Guadagnino Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture? — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should be on Jersey Shore. — Pusha T Copy Share Image
I played the Holiday Motel on the circle in 1970. I know the Jersey Shore. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
