I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school. — Vinny Guadagnino Copy Share Image
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
'Jersey Shore' is one of the best shows of all time. They had so many hooks. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. — JWoww Copy Share Image
I understand that there's going to be a shelf life for 'Jersey Shore.' — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras. — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
I've gone down to the Jersey Shore every summer since I was born. It's like a second home, and Asbury Park is… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we… — JWoww Copy Share Image
One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was named first-team Jersey Shore by the Asbury Park Press, the paper I used to deliver as a young boy. I… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does… — Snooki Copy Share Image
Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
This culture is sort of antithetical in everything it says to the kids. I don't want to pick on 'Jersey Shore,' but… — Tony Danza Copy Share Image
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.” — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay Copy Share Image
I was very insecure with my body because of my weight loss from the first two seasons of 'Jersey Shore.' — Angelina Pivarnick Copy Share Image
Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hurricane sandy: I wanna be like snooki and blow the whole east coast. ;) — Hurricane Sandy Copy Share Image
I played the Holiday Motel on the circle in 1970. I know the Jersey Shore. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture? — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
