Neal Brennan

People get way too much credit at funerals.

— Neal Brennan

I'm obsessive, I'm a control freak, I get snappy with people.

— Neal Brennan

People don't like doing podcasts.

— Neal Brennan

I think the best black screenwriter is Quentin Tarantino.

— Neal Brennan

I just love well-organized, very serious nonsense.

— Neal Brennan

I guess I like people doing roasts in public. That's my thing.

— Neal Brennan

I think I've seen every 'Bill Maher' episode.

— Neal Brennan

Whoever is saying the joke is my biggest priority.

— Neal Brennan

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a…

— Neal Brennan

The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy.

— Neal Brennan

'Jersey Shore' is one of the best shows of all time. They had so many hooks.

— Neal Brennan

I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things.

— Neal Brennan

But my problem was that I did an hour for Comedy Central and nobody seemed to care.

— Neal Brennan

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

— Neal Brennan

If you just want money and tax cuts and stuff, fine - just stop acting like you're moral.

— Neal Brennan

I think the only op-ed columnist in 'The Times' - where I read all of his stuff - is Paul Krugman.

— Neal Brennan

Why marry myself to an entire album? I don't have to. If I download four songs from somebody on an iTunes sojourn,…

— Neal Brennan

I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and…

— Neal Brennan

I get that money is important, and it's scary to think that you won't have enough. At the same time, we can…

— Neal Brennan

When I say the n-word, black people are clear that I'm on their side. And it's not disingenuous - I am on…

— Neal Brennan

I haven't watched 'Half Baked' in 17 years, since I was editing it. It's like looking at an old picture where you…

— Neal Brennan

Everyone has some secret and some source of pain or sadness and I just said mine first and then everybody went after…

— Neal Brennan

3 Mics' has gotten me fans who actually like me. Now they have a sense of what I'm like, so I get…

— Neal Brennan

America doesn't have poor people, they have temporarily embarrassed millionaires: meaning there are people who are poor for now but that's all…

— Neal Brennan

Slavery is the most insane thing... I don't know that we've ever seen in history, but it's got to be close. The…

— Neal Brennan

Like, your body has to get used to being in front of people. Like - and you have to be like -…

— Neal Brennan

The Berlin Wall comes down in '89, so then there's basically a vacuum of who was the enemy and then Fox News…

— Neal Brennan

You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like…

— Neal Brennan

There was a thing in the Andy Kaufman movie that Jim Carrey [Man On The Moon] about how he would do it.…

— Neal Brennan

You know, when I was a kid, I used to cry every day, like, when I was like, you know, 7 through…

— Neal Brennan

Movies are grander, with (in my experience) more heavy weight chefs in the kitchen: the studio, the producers, the writers. All of…

— Neal Brennan

I think anything is possible if the jokes are good.

— Neal Brennan

Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

— Neal Brennan

I don't think there is 70 good hours of TV in a week.

— Neal Brennan

I'm not the easiest dude to work with.

— Neal Brennan

I'm not good at Reddit; I don't go to the most popular parts.

— Neal Brennan

You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it.

— Neal Brennan

If somebody says my ideas aren't good in the afternoon, I can go to a club that night and try to prove…

— Neal Brennan

I love 'Frontline.' It's the best TV show in the history of television.

— Neal Brennan

Comedy's the only job I say where you wake up and you're like 'Can't do it!'

— Neal Brennan