Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
I jerk off inside books and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard. — Immortal Tech Copy Share Image
Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth. — Knut Hamsun Copy Share Image
Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it. — Jessica Wadia Copy Share Image
Am a jerk now? Can you blame me? Its you who broke my heart and stumped hard on the pieces. — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
In minority communities there's a sensitivity, often a knee-jerk reaction, to critical representations. There's a misunderstanding of what an artist does. — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“You took a seal club and threw it in the water." Watson's response: "Well holy shit. The jerk was about to bash… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
“Even to be impaled by a happy fate makes you jerk against the knowledge of inevitability, of final commitment.” — Lynne Reid Banks Copy Share Image
It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk. — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into… — David Maraniss Copy Share Image
I dont mind if somebody comes up to me and shakes my hand, but if Im in the middle of a restaurant… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I'm done crying over when you could careless about my feelings and my heart.. and I'm tired of being your push over.… — Mary Bailey Copy Share Image
The fact is that this conversation is going on at every level at every age, we're all going, "God, what a jerk… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no… — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
“You jerk." Grinning, he backed down the steps. "I'll see you at noon, Kitten." "I hate you," I hissed. "The feeling's mutual."… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things about having money that are perceived to be cool but that aren't. Maybe if you're a… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
If the point of life is the same as the point of a story, the point of life is character transformation. If… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can… — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
