I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagree with politically but love them… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. — Leigh Lezark Copy Share Image
I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinners. — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
I have always been lucky enough to have Thanksgiving dinner with my family. — David Lee Copy Share Image
As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“He smelled like fall — not like pumpkin and freshly fallen leaves, but like fall in Florida — salty like the beach… — Kandi Steiner Copy Share Image
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“far as I knew. Never thought one way or the other when Mama used to take her “naps” in the middle of… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep saying this - and I keep putting it off because I get busy - but I keep saying one year… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
“I rubbed my palms on my hips. "It's going to take a lot more than Thanksgiving dinner and a Christmas tree to… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Our family holidays always include our animals. On Thanksgiving, we love to walk around our farm and visit with our rescued pigs,… — Noah Wyle Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“The concept of time, as it’s commonly understood by normal people with normal jobs and normal goddamn lives, doesn’t exist on the… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“A good read is like thanksgiving dinner. Some come to stuff their faces and leave fat and happy. Others come to critique… — Red Mattos Copy Share Image
“Although experience has taught me to trust my feelings, I did not go inside to stand guard near her. She had asked… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“She turns to glance at me over her shoulder and I see that she has her capable face on, the face she… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I was nine or 10, I remember having a dinner party at my mum and dad's house. I wanted to have… — Edith Bowman Copy Share Image
“Maria winks at me, takes a mouthful of stuffing, and rolls her eyes in ecstasy. The next forty minutes are a festival… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“To begin with, she would focus on tried-and-true dishes that she loved to make and which she knew would turn a profit.… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“Andrea is coming to pick me up in about thirty minutes to head to her folks' house for Thanksgiving. I've got buttery… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“The next forty minutes are a festival of soul eating. I know many immigrant families incorporate their traditional dishes into the Thanksgiving… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“The rest of the family tree had a root system soggy with alcohol... One aunt had fallen asleep with her face in… — Gail Caldwell Copy Share Image
“Subect: Sigh. Okay. Since we're on the subject... Q. What is the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? A. Tsardines, of course. Q.… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Michael Pollan likens consumer choices to pulling single threads out of a garment. We pull a thread from the garment when we… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving," and the words… — W. T. Purkiser Copy Share Image
Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My interactions with my family members are all one-to-one. We don't all get together for Thanksgiving dinner. But I can sit and… — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If… — Dylan Brody Copy Share Image
“Mmm. Beau, Beau, Beau. You know, my fellow skanks? This is tough. On the one hand, Beau is about as appealing as… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner is not an all-you-can-eat buffet. Fill your plate half with vegetables, one quarter with a lean meat and the rest… — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
