Dinner Quote by Anonymous

“Thanksgiving Jokes Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! Q: What’s the best thing to put…

— Uncle Amon

I am fond of turkey with all the stuffing, which is my favourite!

— Catherine Tresa

“A lighthearted prayer for Thanksgiving: May you have turkey in season Cranberries for squeezin' Gravy (within reason) And leftovers worth freezin'! Amen by Merrill…

— Mary Beth Lind

I don't serve potatoes at Thanksgiving. There's already enough starch and butter in the meal, but if I did, it would be a pommes…

— Jamelle Bouie

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

— Charles Bukowski

“I hacked an old Crock-Pot and turned it into a sous vide machine, and did a turkey breast, and then seared the skin on…

— Stacey Ballis

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.

— Leigh Lezark

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

— Kevin Nealon

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

— George Carlin

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

— Corey Feldman

This thanksgiving may your home be filled with the Lord loving presence, Abounding in the fullness of HIS JOY and the gift of His…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

— Bo Burnham